3.2 million UK households call an emergency plumber every year for a blocked drain. Most of those clogs are grease and hair — exactly what a water jetter clears in 2 minutes. Stop paying callout fees for a 2-minute fix.
It always happens at the worst time. Sunday evening. Guests arriving. The kitchen sink backs up with last week's grease. You try the plunger. You pour boiling water. You Google "emergency plumber near me" and brace for the invoice.
Emergency plumber callout: £120-£250 just to show up. For a clog they clear with a jetter attachment in under 5 minutes. You're paying for the van, not the fix.
Grease doesn't dissolve. Hair doesn't disappear. That "fixed" drain will clog again in 6 months because the plumber cleared the symptom, not the buildup.
Drain cleaner is caustic soda. It burns skin, damages pipes, kills septic systems, and only works on 40% of clogs. The other 60%? You're pouring poison down the drain for nothing.
"Between 8am and 6pm." You take a day off work. You wait. The plumber arrives, clears the clog in 4 minutes, hands you a £185 invoice, and leaves. You lost a day for 4 minutes.
Slow drains aren't just annoying. They're a sign of buildup that's narrowing your pipes. Ignore it long enough and you're not clearing a clog — you're replacing a section of pipework. That's £800, not £185.
Landlords spend £1,400/year on average on drain callouts across their portfolio. Tenants pour grease, hair, and "flushable" wipes. Every callout is margin erosion. Every jetter is margin protection.
The Consumer Mini Water Jetter connects to your kitchen or bathroom tap and delivers a high-pressure water jet directly into your drain. It blasts through grease, hair, soap scum, and organic buildup — no chemicals, no callout, no waiting.
Connects to any standard kitchen or bathroom faucet in 30 seconds. No power required. Your home water pressure becomes a precision drain-clearing jet. Up to 80 PSI through a 1.5mm nozzle.
Forward jet for blockages. Radial spray for pipe wall cleaning. 45° angled tip for U-bend navigation. Swap in seconds. Each nozzle covers a different clog type.
Reaches deep into drain runs. Navigates bends without kinking. Food-grade reinforced PVC. Stores compactly under the sink. Weighs 380g — lighter than a bottle of drain cleaner.
Water only. No caustic soda. No sulphuric acid. No "enzyme" cleaners that take 8 hours and still don't work. Safe for all pipe types — PVC, copper, cast iron, galvanized steel.
Push-fit connector with double O-ring seal. Rated to 120 PSI — 50% above typical home water pressure. Audible click confirms proper connection. No tools needed.
Reverse-flush the hose after use by running water through with the nozzle detached. Clears any debris from the line. Ready for the next clog in 30 seconds.
There are four ways to deal with a clogged drain. Only one makes sense.
No training required. If you can connect a garden hose, you can use this.
Unscrew your faucet aerator. Click on the quick-connect adapter. Attach the hose. Turn on cold water. Done in 30 seconds.
Insert the hose into the drain. Slowly feed it in while water jets forward. When you hit resistance, hold for 5 seconds. The clog dissolves. Pull back. Run hot water to flush. That's it.
£1.6B UK plumbing emergency market. 27.8 million UK households. Every single one has a sink that will clog. The jetter costs £14 to manufacture. It retails for £79.99.
| Metric | Year 1 | Year 2 | Year 3 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Units Sold | 4,800 | 22,000 | 85,000 |
| Avg Revenue/Unit | £79.99 | £79.99 | £74.99 |
| Revenue | £383,952 | £1,759,780 | £6,374,150 |
| COGS (£14/unit) | £67,200 | £308,000 | £1,190,000 |
| Marketing (£8/unit) | £38,400 | £176,000 | £680,000 |
| Ops & Support | £72,000 | £180,000 | £420,000 |
| Net | £206,352 | £1,095,780 | £4,084,150 |
It fits 95% of UK kitchen and bathroom taps. Standard M22 and M24 aerator threads with included adapters for M28. If your tap has a removable aerator (the little mesh cap where water comes out), it fits. If you've got a waterfall-style designer tap with no removable aerator, it won't — we'll tell you before you buy.
No. It operates at household water pressure (40-80 PSI depending on your system). Professional jetting rigs run at 3,000-4,000 PSI — enough to cut through tree roots and concrete. This is a fraction of that. Safe for all residential pipe materials including older copper and PVC.
Tree root intrusion, collapsed pipes, solid objects lodged in the drain (toys, jewellery), and fully calcified cast iron buildup. If water doesn't drain at all — not even slowly — you need a camera inspection, not a jetter. For everything else (grease, hair, soap, food, organic gunk), it works.
Those are bulky, require a £200 pressure washer, and are designed for 4-inch outdoor drains. The Mini Jetter is purpose-built for indoor 1.25-1.5 inch sink and basin drains. Smaller. Lighter. Tap-powered. No pressure washer needed.
2-year replacement warranty. Hose splits? New hose. Quick-connect leaks? New connector. You don't send it back — we ship the replacement part. The whole thing is modular. Every part is replaceable in 60 seconds.
Every British homeowner will face a clogged drain. You can pay an emergency plumber £185 every time, pour chemicals that destroy your pipes, or spend £79.99 once and clear it yourself in 2 minutes. The math is not complicated.