The UK's first grease disposal subscription kit — enzyme cleaners, sealed containers, and jetter rental credit delivered to your door every month.
No commitment. Join the waitlist — first kits ship Q4 2026.
Every time you pour grease down the sink, you're building a fatberg in the sewer. The UK spends £200 million a year fighting them — and you're paying for it.
Pouring hot grease down the sink with soap doesn't work — it solidifies 10 metres into the pipe and starts building.
93% of sewer blockages are fat-related. Water companies pass the £200M annual cleanup bill straight to your bill.
A blocked drain costs £150–£400 for emergency plumbing. One bad Sunday roast and you're on the phone to a plumber.
Everything you need to handle grease safely — delivered monthly. No thinking. No mess. No fatbergs.
Pour hot grease straight in. Seals tight — no leaks, no smell. 2L capacity per container.
Monthly enzyme sachets eat through any grease already building in your pipes. Prevention + treatment.
Need a deep clean? Every kit includes £30 credit toward professional jetter rental — partner network nationwide.
Kit arrives monthly. Pause, skip, or cancel in one tap. No contracts, no hassle.
Three steps to fatberg-free pipes.
Drop your email below. First 500 get launch pricing locked in forever.
Disposal containers, enzyme sachets, and jetter credit — delivered Q4 2026.
Fresh containers + enzymes every month. Your pipes stay clear. Forever.
One kit. Three sizes. Cancel anytime.
Light cooking — 1-2 people
Regular cooking — family of 3-5
Frequent hosting — roasts, parties
First 500 subscribers lock in launch pricing forever. No payment needed to join the waitlist.
We'll never spam you. One update when we launch, nothing else.
We'll email you the moment GreaseGuard launches. Early-bird pricing is locked in.